Oh Diary, I miss you so much. Nobody understands me ...

The music begins and a spot light opens to Peggy in plaid shorts holding a bucket.

I Got Gout, so I married myself
I can't take any of you serious Lee
It's nice that U are here with a
magic ring to bare,
But just the same, I'm married alreaD dah dee ee ee
To me ee ee eee eee Eee EE E
"I did."

What's that?
la la la la hear what key this is in?
I married myself.

I win.
Copyright 2000 Peggy Penny-Reserved-Out

12:48 p.m. - 2023-03-08